To the one and only...

I think she thought I was kidding when I said I was going to make a blog for her birthday. I mean bathday. I wasn't. Here it is. I promised there would be blinking banners and music that would start playing the moment you opened the page, but I'm too techtarded to figure out how to do that.

So I'll just say this:

Happy birthday, woman! I wish I could come visit you in person to hug you and kiss you and dry hump your leg, but I can't. Boo. Hiss. Why does RL have to be such an a-hole? Anyway...I hope you have a fantastic day/week/month/year. You have become such a wonderful friend--I don't know what I'd do without you. There's a lot of other mushy gushy stuff I want to say to you, but I'll save it for a more *ahem* private forum.

*smooches and ass grabs*

~meg

I brought a picnic. You have to find the basket, though.

Come lay here in this hammock with me and blow out my candle...

Because it's your birthday, I'll let you lick my scruff.

See how happy you make me, Suz?